Pubs
The following public houses regularly stock beers from the Bartram's range
Fox and Hounds - Bradfield St George, Bury St. Edmunds, Suffolk
Neil has earned himself a place in the Guinness Record of Books as the Kamikaze pilot with most missions under his belt whilst Sally joined him after her career as a Lap dancer floundered when Olaf Finklestein went back to Lapland. The Fox and Hounds is a traditional village pub with four real ales always available alongside excellent quality food and wine.
Blue Boar - Walsham le Willows, Bury St. Edmunds, Suffolk
Alan, a keen sportsman was underwater caber tossing champion of 1932/3 until a groin strain put paid to that career though his customers still refer to him as ‘the old tosser’ as a mark of respect. Angie is the brains of the operation and can often be found at the end of the bar putting the world to rights, with a fag in her hand. Mr Willis the window dresser from Freckenham has threatened legal proceedings unless she desists. A popular village pub with five real ales, good food and atmosphere.
The Fox - Burwell, Cambridge
Bob was an active member of the Disney club mafia division and was custard pie hit man for Goofy but was asked to leave after the unfortunate incident with Minnie and the Vicks vapour rub. Lou is the brains of the operation, after her career as a Pole dancer was cut short when Vladimir Finklestein went home to Gdansk she moved in to the pub trade with Bob, in spite of the asbo. Five real ales are regularly available alongside some of the best Mexican food this side of Sidcup and a selection of Tequilas to float the Alamo.
Gardeners Arms - Moats Tye, Stowmarket, Suffolk
Builder Barry was Bob’s right hand man until the incident with the wrench and the whipping cream, his daughter Trish was Miss Guantanamo Bay 2003 until they found that she had stuffed her Gossard with Semtex and was therefore booby trapped. Between them they run the Gardeners Arms where the food is truly Gastro pub fayre with a fine selection of beers and wines.
Lower Red Lion - St Albans
Big Sid and Little Pete ( the names have been changed to protect the guilty ) had their identities, personalities and underwear changed as part of the police protection scheme after the Romford Guinea Pig massacre. The Lower Red Lion is everything a pub should be, it is a building that sells beer. With an unbeatable choice of beers and a selection of single malts there are always letting rooms if home seems too far away.
Maypole - Yapton, Sussex
Charles acquired his law degree from Cambridge but the police found out and made him give it back. After 25 years at the bar Charles has trade milord for mein host and the Cambridge Blue for a white van. A thriving village pub with a constantly changing rota of beers which Charles sources from all over the country. An active community pub with its own skittle alley.
The Boot - Dullingham, Newmarket, Suffolk
The Cumberland Arms - Ouseburn, Byker, Newcastle upon Tyne
Rose and Crown - 77, Norwich Road, Ipswich
Dark Horse Restaurant - Stowlangtoft, Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk
Bartrams beers are available from the following breweries.
- B + T
- Boggart Hole Clough
- Buffys
- Buntingford
- Cropton
- Fenland
- Fox
- Green Tye
- Hart Brewery, Cartford Hotel, Little Eccleston, Preston, Lancs, PR3 0YP 01995 671686
- Iceni
- Jarrow
- Kings Head
- Mighty Oak
- Milestone
- Milton
- Moor
- Tring
